Deadline?

Um, Did I make it?
Um, Is it tomorrow yet?
Um, Well... god damn it.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if no one else posts
i will stop although i like
1 2 3 4 5

damoh's monkey

damoh, you must stop
i can't believe it was you
that is my monkey!

Sex Monkey

Oh, you Sex Monkey.
You keep me up all night long.
Let's do this again.

LA

La la la la la!
La la la la la la la!
La la la la la!

sponge

you are nuts with these
everyone wheres the ribbon
george is getting mad

In regards to Mr. Klein's haiku regarding Mr. Manny

Please, if I may, sirs...
I have a speculation:
I think he is dead.

manny?

i have not seen him
where has mister manny gone
he should write haikus

Permit

Pretty scary, man.
I can legally drive now.
I drive on sidewalks!

tired

i am really bummed
i want to fall back asleep
but i cant sleep in

tired

i am really bummed
i want to fall back asleep
but i cant sleep in

Haikus

Sometimes i forget
to write my daily haiku
but then i do it.

Would I be considered

A cheater if I
Were to use the big title
As an extra line?

cackadoodledoo

controversially
is one word with seven sounds
did i spell it right?

A light haiku takes an emo turn.

Pretzel in the air
Oh how i love your stylish flair
Now fade into black.

damon

wisdom teeth are out
i hope he is doing well
what can you eat? soup?

Wisdom Teeth

If they are so wise,
Then why must they be removed?
Not looking forward...

Shark video nears local news

Take it, ABC.
I wish you'd take my vid yo
and give me money.

Yawn

I've just awoken
It's way to early fo me.
It is only noon.

palm trees

they are pretty tall
are those coconuts hanging?
i enjoy the milk

Lazy

Hi. Hello there. Hi.
Well hello there. Hi Mister.
Hi. Hi, how are you?

Geoff fisher

He is sitting here,
dirtying up my couch with
his feet. Get out, Geoff!

Man vs. Wild

Watch Man vs. Wild now.
It's awesome, really crazy.
Bear Grylls rocks my world.

full house

watching full house now
this guy danny is the bomb
he enjoys cleaning

trouble

i've had some trouble
writing haikus on this break
i will def improve

No more

That's it, I am done.
No more haikus.... Wait a sec...
...I did it again...

DanceDanceDance

I dance in public
I hear music all day long
I dig groovy beats.

sharkbite

damn, i saw a shark.
Today i was at the beach
and the shark was too.

Driver's Manual

According to this,
I can't do drugs and then drive.
I hate these new laws.

Silly Duck

What are you doing?
Waddling around in circles?
Crazy, little duck.

cheese

cheese sits on damon
he enjoys it thouroughly
damon is a mouse

ear wax

i see deep inside
yellow stuff in damon' ear
better get it out

I'm Showering

I feel as though I'm
forgetting something.... oh god.
I'm still wearing clothes.

9:45 AM

I'm up so early!
I just feel so productive.
Screw it. Back to bed.

Shakespeare

Today i spoke in
iambic pentameter
j.k. l.o.l.

Lizards Everywhere

I love green lizards
When they crawl on the window
Tiny, sticky feet.

Question

I have a question.
Would it be morally wrong
To punt this baby?

Peter the Picky Pickle

Peter was picky.
He was also a pickle.
No loving for him.

Towel

Floppy, wet towel
Why do you smell like old mold?
I will launder you.

I want to be in Florida

Some friends have school now.
But some are on vacation.
I hate Florida.

volunteering

I am sitting here
typing stuff for jewish group
i enjoy grape juice

Walk on tippy toes
My foot hurts a lot right now
Please give me Advil.

omgwtflol

omg u c???
im 2 hott 4 dat dum guy
im a t-nage gurl

dirty hen

hen sits in the road
gently lays a nice big egg
too bad there's traffic

You can't be sick on vacation!

I shouldn't be sick.
It's time for fun and laughter.
Damn Bacteria.

Cold, fruity goodness
I'm eating a popsicle
It's delicious

Kitty Kitty

Here, Kitty Kitty,
I have a surprise for you...
A KICK IN THE FACE!!

stinky feet

as cold as winter
i step on the lawn of snow
now my foot is wet

Spring Break

I'm trying to write
a haiku a day. All break.
But now i need food.

Haikus are the bomb

But academic comments

Say: No blogging now

What?

Jimi, what is this?
Some sort of Haiku do-dad?
Um... I think I'll pass.

The deal

one haiku a day from me and each of my friends that joins. at this point: damoh, klein, manny.

for the entirety of spring break.